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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 1, 2007 18:06:21 GMT -5
Okay then... The last one was...
giant bath plug cracks due to lack of use
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 1, 2007 18:06:56 GMT -5
Double postage here...
Crack covered up with sticky gum
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 1, 2007 22:04:27 GMT -5
sticky gum picked up off ground and chewed by 3 year old whose mum wasn't watching close enough
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 1, 2007 22:06:01 GMT -5
Mum finds out and forces her child to spit the gum out into a decrepit old trash can
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 2, 2007 1:32:39 GMT -5
old trash can kicked by young hooligan
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 2, 2007 12:49:57 GMT -5
Young hooligan arrested by policeman for being a punk...
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Post by milly on Aug 2, 2007 13:29:39 GMT -5
Hooligan escaps as Policeman bangs his head on car as he gets in and is unconcious
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 2, 2007 21:46:18 GMT -5
Car pushed off cliff into sea
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 2, 2007 23:46:28 GMT -5
Sea becomes violent as storm hits
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 3, 2007 0:00:26 GMT -5
Storm contained in magical bubble
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Post by milly on Aug 3, 2007 8:36:53 GMT -5
Magical Bubble pops
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 3, 2007 9:20:53 GMT -5
By a giant needle
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 3, 2007 10:05:53 GMT -5
giant needle used to darn the Jolly Green Giant's socks
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 3, 2007 11:19:44 GMT -5
Jolly Green Giant's socks stolen by the Washing Monster
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 3, 2007 13:06:23 GMT -5
lol that's awesome
Washing Monster conquered by *drum roll* DRYER MAN!!!
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Post by laundrybasket on Aug 3, 2007 20:09:56 GMT -5
Dryer Man has millions of static-y socks attatched to him preventing movement  |
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 3, 2007 20:11:42 GMT -5
lol Static stopped by Bounce dryer sheets
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Post by Sir Francis Drake's Heir on Aug 4, 2007 18:12:15 GMT -5
Bounce dryer sheets consumed by goats
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 5, 2007 0:29:49 GMT -5
Goats milked... so there for they can't eat, because there aren't any dryer sheets  |
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Post by padishahz on Aug 5, 2007 13:39:47 GMT -5
Having no one to drink it, Goat Milk turns south at the back of the refrigerator.
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Post by Sir Francis Drake's Heir on Aug 5, 2007 18:12:27 GMT -5
Sour milk made into cheese by rabid cannibals.
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 5, 2007 23:05:41 GMT -5
rabid cannibals turn on each other until only one left
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Post by milly on Aug 6, 2007 15:55:56 GMT -5
one left gets hungry and attempts to eat self
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Post by Sir Francis Drake's Heir on Aug 6, 2007 20:56:06 GMT -5
lone cannibal Shanghaied into seeing a counselor
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 6, 2007 23:21:03 GMT -5
lol
Counselor turned into lovely coat...
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. lol
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Post by milly on Aug 7, 2007 5:10:40 GMT -5
coat falls apart from to much wearage ((lol, shh, its a word now))
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 7, 2007 8:40:49 GMT -5
pieces of coat used in patchwork quilt
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Post by Sir Francis Drake's Heir on Aug 7, 2007 12:27:45 GMT -5
patchwork quilt hand-washed by disgruntled Scottish housewife
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milly
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Post by milly on Aug 7, 2007 17:12:26 GMT -5
disgruntled scottish housewife attacked by BUBBLES!! *_* created by yours truly  lol |
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Post by Sir Francis Drake's Heir on Aug 7, 2007 19:15:29 GMT -5
Bubbles popped by obsessive-compulsive midget in a red convertable.
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lol