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Post by prayingnut on Feb 3, 2008 21:41:22 GMT -5
the vitamin c tablets fall into a glass of water and are dissolved
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 3, 2008 22:00:48 GMT -5
water frozen by Frozone
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 3, 2008 22:20:43 GMT -5
Budweiser commercial fire breathing guy melts the frozen water
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 3, 2008 22:22:50 GMT -5
fire breathing guy burns
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 3, 2008 22:28:41 GMT -5
turns to ashes and then is reborn
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 3, 2008 22:31:04 GMT -5
Phoenix gets jealous of him having same power and eats him.
lol
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 3, 2008 22:32:17 GMT -5
Budweiser commercial burning breath man gives Phoenix indigestion and causes him to belch loudly
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 3, 2008 22:36:48 GMT -5
heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, HEY! Pepto Bismol
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 3, 2008 22:42:10 GMT -5
Phoenix drinks Pepto and almost regurgitates Budweiser commercial fire breathing man in process
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 3, 2008 22:45:19 GMT -5
Phoenix beaten in basketball game
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 3, 2008 22:47:18 GMT -5
Other team disqualified for traveling with the ball
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 3, 2008 22:47:49 GMT -5
ball intercepted
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 3, 2008 22:51:09 GMT -5
Ball stabbed by hypodermic needle and deflated
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 3, 2008 22:53:10 GMT -5
well done
hypodermic needle bent
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 3, 2008 23:00:44 GMT -5
Bent hypodermic needle causes ball to rupture, fly haphazardly through the air and hit the coach on the head
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 3, 2008 23:02:56 GMT -5
the coach, Bobby Knight, takes it out on his players by throwing chairs at them
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 3, 2008 23:12:48 GMT -5
one of the players throws a cooler of iced water over him and Bobby Knight slips on an ice cube and falls backward while holding a chair and subsequently drops it on his face
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 3, 2008 23:20:53 GMT -5
player benched
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 3, 2008 23:23:43 GMT -5
As player sits on bench it flips up and waterboy goes flying
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 3, 2008 23:32:24 GMT -5
waterboy flies through ceiling, causing hole, which water leaks through onto court, delaying the game 10 minutes
Apparently that actually happened. Well, not the waterboy through the ceiling thing. lol
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 3, 2008 23:36:59 GMT -5
So so fan gets annoyed with delayed game and leaves in little red sports car
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 3, 2008 23:45:47 GMT -5
their little red corvette (hahahaha) smashed by monster truck
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Post by prayingnut on Feb 3, 2008 23:51:52 GMT -5
monster truck toy smashed by its 8 year old owner
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 4, 2008 10:23:07 GMT -5
8 year old owner given cough medicine and sent to bed
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Post by prayingnut on Feb 4, 2008 12:00:13 GMT -5
the mattress on the bed was used by a big obnoxious salesman as a costume. he jumped around and called himself "the mattress man."
lol i'm sure Laura will be the only one who will get this but i couldn't resist.
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 4, 2008 23:23:22 GMT -5
"The Mattress Man" snatched up by the Green Giant and put into the oven because of mistaken identity, meanwhile the Green Giant is heard in the background humming the tune, "The Muffin Man."
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 5, 2008 10:30:28 GMT -5
lol that is awesome.
Green Giant confused with beanstalk and has pretty serious booboo made my Jack trying to chop it down.
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 5, 2008 13:34:38 GMT -5
lol, touche'. ;D
Jack narrowly avoids drowning from large, green waterfall of tears stemming from pain of booboo and runs off in search of gigantic band-aid.
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Post by prayingnut on Feb 5, 2008 19:50:04 GMT -5
gigantic band-aid is so large that it soaks up the tears AND all the water in the city.
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 7, 2008 11:11:17 GMT -5
City calls Culligan Man for bottled water
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