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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 7, 2008 23:43:49 GMT -5
Tens of thousands of people call his name at the same time and the Culligan Man drives in circles not knowing who to answer first....and the Culligan 500 is born. (YEEHAW for NASCAR!!!, lol)
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 9, 2008 1:49:45 GMT -5
The rednecks suddenly realize that the yuppies have taken over the Culligan 500, that all the drivers are now from California, and attending the events cost much too much, so they riot.
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 9, 2008 2:15:49 GMT -5
Wearing ripped jeans with skoal rings on the pockets and wielding cold beers and hot wings in their hands the Rednecks get too drunk, wild and rowdy to riot and meet down by the lake and climb onto a floatin trailer park creating a united Redneck Yacht Club and deny the yuppies membership.
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 9, 2008 2:25:44 GMT -5
Rednecks decide to leave country scene when it is announced that Bobby Brown has "Gone Country"
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 11, 2008 22:21:09 GMT -5
Rednecks return when it is realized there was a typo on the memo about Bobby Brown having "Gone Country" but that it was Bobby Flay announcing a country cook off in his series"Boy meets Grill",something every Redneck identifies with, whether it is fireworks or food, fire!
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 11, 2008 22:36:43 GMT -5
lol Bobby Flay hurt in a "throw down" with a sushi chef who sashimis his hand.
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 11, 2008 22:44:04 GMT -5
Ouch. lol.
Sushi chef bested in food battle "Roe" on "Iron Chef" when Morimoto arrives to avenge his good friend Bobby Flayed. (pun? pun? who said anything about a pun?)
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 16, 2008 22:23:22 GMT -5
I love Food Network. lol
Morimoto leaves Iron Chef when Mario Batali buys him a pair of orange crocs
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 17, 2008 0:37:53 GMT -5
lol, it was so sad when Batali left and Morimoto too.
Morimoto gets angry when Albus Dumbledore enters and transfigures his lovely new orange crocs into circus peanuts for his feet. Then chases after him because he just wants a "little" taste.
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 18, 2008 3:10:42 GMT -5
*not saying what she is thinking*
Morimoto drops yummy shoes and runs away, leaving Albus to eat the shoes and go into diabetic shock
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 20, 2008 21:13:38 GMT -5
Minerva McGonagall enters and stuns Albus. She then takes the shoes away and banishes them with a firmly stated " evanesco". She then levitates him to their bedroom to have her wicked way with him and keep him out of further trouble.
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 20, 2008 21:47:57 GMT -5
lol What can I do to top that? I will try...
Severus enters their room with urgent news from the order, interrupting... well you get the picture. lol
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Post by stefdarlin on Feb 21, 2008 21:51:20 GMT -5
Yes, let's get the picture, Severus enters and witnesses Albus singing and acting out the lyrics to Prince's song~ Kiss. Severus sucks in his breath and immediately covers his eyes with his hands and calls out, "Oh! My eyes! My eyes! Oh the torture, oh the terrainy! Head master, you must cease that infernal singing immediately and for pity's sake get dressed! Potter has had another vision about the Dark Lord and you are invited to tea in his lair at 8 o'clock to discuss the particulars involving a new reality show called Order versus Death Eaters, Wizarding Gladiators."
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Post by OSUSprinks on Feb 21, 2008 22:02:25 GMT -5
Thankfully, just as they are about to begin shooting said reality show, news comes that the writers' strike is over and the show is canned... thank God!
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Post by stefdarlin on Mar 2, 2008 21:35:36 GMT -5
Voldemort is enraged at missing his shot at his television 15 minutes of fame and orders his Death Eaters to capture the writer's and hold them captive.
Once he has them, he orders the writers to only write South Park renditions of Murder, She Wrote which contain hypnotising messages. Thus, enabling him to take over the world, as, to his knowledge, everyone watches Murder, She Wrote in any form.
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Post by OSUSprinks on Mar 2, 2008 23:05:12 GMT -5
luckily, Jessica Fletcher is able to solve the case of the missing writers with the help of a handsome man in a pink apron, leaving Voldemort weak...
...and thus Harry Potter and the Widow Woman from Maine is born. lol
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Post by stefdarlin on Mar 8, 2008 10:52:31 GMT -5
The book is an huge success and The Pink Apron Club is swamped with requests to join their board. But they are faced with one dilemma, how do you make a pink apron big enough to fit around the world, how many strings will they have to pull??
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