|
|
Post by Smaug on Mar 8, 2008 17:00:53 GMT -5
The idea of this to 'beat' what wins in the previous post. I have entirely lost track, I am bad at this game so I am making no attempts to continue. Last post: The book is an huge success and The Pink Apron Club is swamped with requests to join their board. But they are faced with one dilemma, how do you make a pink apron big enough to fit around the world, how many strings will they have to pull?? |
|
|
|
Post by OSUSprinks on Mar 8, 2008 20:14:29 GMT -5
Luckily they have Seth Hazlitt, Renaissance Man, at their disposal and he uses his sewing skills (and other seamstresses found through connections made by getting his hair buzzed regularly at Loretta's beauty parlor) to put together the largest apron ever, all while helping his dear Jess solve a murder. He's quite the man.  |
|
|
|
Post by stefdarlin on Mar 12, 2008 20:23:43 GMT -5
Suddenly, just as they save the day Seth and Jessica are attacked by an enormous stock pot of clam chowder that has been enchanted, but, by whom??
|
|
|
|
Post by OSUSprinks on Mar 12, 2008 22:32:09 GMT -5
Pomona Sprout, her magic gone haywire due to intense cabin fever, set off the clam chowder incident when a certain charms professor got a little... close  , thus revealing their secret to Jessica and Seth, surprising them both. |
|
|
|
Post by stefdarlin on Mar 12, 2008 23:09:10 GMT -5
A SWAT team comprised of both Aurors and MIB agents storms Jessica's home to find the source of unauthorized magic. Pomona and Filius are taken into custody by the Ministry of magic for practicing magic in front of muggles while the MIB uses the flashy thingy on both Jessica and Seth making them forget they were ever attacked by an enchanted pot of clam chowder and that magic does exist.
Their memory is replaced with an insatiable need to get married and go clamming.
|
|
|
|
Post by OSUSprinks on Mar 13, 2008 0:04:52 GMT -5
lol You are quite the woman, Ms. Stefani! Luckily Albus Dumbledore is able to fix things so Pomona and Filius won't have to spend the foreseeable future in separate cells at Azkaban, but not before Filius, thinking he might never see her again, confesses his undying love only to have it returned. |
|
|
|
Post by stefdarlin on Mar 21, 2008 8:32:46 GMT -5
Meanwhile, the Cardathians arrive in search of the galaxy and come across the flashy thingy, now held by Prince. Prince realizes their presence means trouble and quickly uses the flashy thingy to gain their cooperation in his new pet project~~Purple Rain 2: Aliens with Raspberry Berets.
Prince looks at the beautiful and voluptuous Cardathians and thanks heaven above for flashy thingys.
;D ;D ;D
|
|
|
|
Post by mmadlyinlove on May 6, 2008 17:52:39 GMT -5
Also, on another set in the same studio where Prince's "Purple Rain 2" is being filmed, David Bowie breaks his leg while filming the music video "I'm Afraid of American's". People are freaking out because they only have three days to finish this project and they can't finish it with the singer in a cast. Not to mention he's been having hallucinations while drugged up and he thinks that he actually IS Jareth, Goblin King. What do they do?
|
|
|
|
Post by OSUSprinks on May 6, 2008 20:54:47 GMT -5
Luckily David Archuleta, recently kicked off American Idol (from my fingers to God's ears. lol) has time to kill and steps in for David Bowie. The producers figure they have the same name, it's close enough. lol
|
|
|
|
Post by mmadlyinlove on May 7, 2008 1:08:36 GMT -5
lol. But they soon discover it's NOT good enough, because having the same name does not mean they are the same, because when David Archuleta was kicked off American Idol, he became sad and dejected (not that I really know who he is cuz the only episode I saw was the Andrew Lloyd Webber one where there were six of them left), and because of him being sad and dejected, he became incredibly depressed, therefore resulting in his music coming across all angst ridden, which is not what Bowie fans want from a Bowie wannabe!
|
|
|
|
Post by OSUSprinks on May 17, 2008 17:21:52 GMT -5
Luckily David Cassidy shows up in time to save the day. By the Davids' power (Jareth man too) combined, they create a super-David. Able to vocally-leap tall buildings in a single bound!
|
|
|
|
Post by mmadlyinlove on May 25, 2008 21:54:21 GMT -5
Although they are able to complete the project twenty four hours early due to their super David awesomeness, the trio accidentally pull a groin muscle whilst leaping these tall buildings and landing upon a not too happy tourist in an "I <3 England" t-shirt and Mickey Mouse ears (? Is that random enough???)
|
|
|
|
Post by OSUSprinks on May 26, 2008 16:52:35 GMT -5
Unfortunately the bizzare tourist is really BIZZARO, Super-David's archenemy! Bizzaro takes the Super Man by surprise and encloses him in a Kryptonite cage!
|
|
|
|
Post by Smaug on Jun 19, 2008 16:03:28 GMT -5
A big rock thrown by a giant crushes everything, including superman in the Kryptonite cage.
|
|
|
|
Post by OSUSprinks on Jun 22, 2008 20:06:18 GMT -5
Dynamite falling from the sky explodes the rock and saves superman by blowing the Kryptonite away.
|
|
The book is an huge success and The Pink Apron Club is swamped with requests to join their board. But they are faced with one dilemma, how do you make a pink apron big enough to fit around the world, how many strings will they have to pull??
, thus revealing their secret to Jessica and Seth, surprising them both.