Post by pinkie on Oct 23, 2007 6:39:36 GMT -5
This is just a bit of sillyness, i wrote at work as a reaction to the news JK gave us recently! (By the way, couldn't be happier for Neville and Hannah!)
“Well have you ever!” Pomona said over her toast one morning in October.
“What?!” Filius bend so he could see in the Daily Prophet his wife was holding.
“Do you remember that Squib Albus gave permission to write about our world?"
“Hmm, a blonde… admirable discipline, I must say.” Filius took a sip of his tea and tried to locate the news that had made his wife almost explode.
“Here it says she was in New York, where she interacted with her fans – whatever that may mean – and she says Albus is a homosexual!” Pomona’s eyebrows were high on her brow.
Filius almost choked on his tea.
“Albus! Gay?” he couldn’t refrain from laughing. It bounced through the Great Hall, over the heads of the students who were eating and sometimes reading the Prophet as well.
He climbed of his high seat and walked over to Professor Dumbledore, after he had taken the newspaper from Pomona.
“This you have to see.” he said and pushed the paper under his friend’s nose.
“What is it, Filius?” the Deputy asked, leaning in on the paper.
It wasn’t before long the entire Staff Table was laughing loudly and rubbing the tears from their cheeks.
“Those Muggles…” Dumbledore sighed.
“They have no idea what they are talking about.” and he pulled his wife in a warm embrace.
“Why Albus… not in front of the children!” Minerva McGonagall exclaimed.
I know it isn't much and it isn't very good, but at least i got it out of my system now and my muse is as happy as a Pinkie with a cup of Nesquick and a plate of Godiva's!
How the news was taken at Hogwarts
“Well have you ever!” Pomona said over her toast one morning in October.
“What?!” Filius bend so he could see in the Daily Prophet his wife was holding.
“Do you remember that Squib Albus gave permission to write about our world?"
“Hmm, a blonde… admirable discipline, I must say.” Filius took a sip of his tea and tried to locate the news that had made his wife almost explode.
“Here it says she was in New York, where she interacted with her fans – whatever that may mean – and she says Albus is a homosexual!” Pomona’s eyebrows were high on her brow.
Filius almost choked on his tea.
“Albus! Gay?” he couldn’t refrain from laughing. It bounced through the Great Hall, over the heads of the students who were eating and sometimes reading the Prophet as well.
He climbed of his high seat and walked over to Professor Dumbledore, after he had taken the newspaper from Pomona.
“This you have to see.” he said and pushed the paper under his friend’s nose.
“What is it, Filius?” the Deputy asked, leaning in on the paper.
It wasn’t before long the entire Staff Table was laughing loudly and rubbing the tears from their cheeks.
“Those Muggles…” Dumbledore sighed.
“They have no idea what they are talking about.” and he pulled his wife in a warm embrace.
“Why Albus… not in front of the children!” Minerva McGonagall exclaimed.
I know it isn't much and it isn't very good, but at least i got it out of my system now and my muse is as happy as a Pinkie with a cup of Nesquick and a plate of Godiva's!
