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Post by dmf1984 on Jan 13, 2008 20:54:51 GMT -5
With MMADfan's permission, herein lets start a list of what should be done with/to Valerianna Crouch (Yaxley)...a sort of " in your face, beyotch" roster, if you will. Our fearless leader, one Minerva M. McGonagall has already demonstrated the clever "shoe shrinking" hex while at the Gamp's estate that summer of 1957; not cast on her person, mind, but on her lovely (*snerk*) shoes (poor baby). My first contribution is a "brassiere shrinking" hex because her standard Supportcharm wasn't enough to support her bodacious ta-tas, in her humble ( not) opinion. This brassiere shrinking hex is sure to cause her at least a modicum of discomfort, especially if Frankie-darlin' starts, you know...fondling the girls. Eeeeuw  NB: if you prefer to cast your magic (any form) directly on her esteemed person, go right ahead. Remember, this is for Albus and Minerva because we love them in the RaM-verse. Let the games begin... |
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Post by Smaug on Jan 13, 2008 21:02:44 GMT -5
;D I'd much prefer avoiding magic and simply having someone gouge out her eyes with a spoon  I do love this thread. |
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Post by Di on Jan 13, 2008 21:19:04 GMT -5
Hee!
Whatever makes you happy, honey...
Magic, no magic. Spoons, no spoons. It's all good!
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Post by MMADfan on Jan 13, 2008 21:28:56 GMT -5
OMG! SPOON!!!! EWWW! And I'm laughing so hard! (I have an idea of a true torment for her, but I'll wait and see what all you clever and rather . . . um, bloodthirsty girls come up with! Haha!)
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Post by stefdarlin on Jan 13, 2008 23:10:11 GMT -5
You rock there Di, I love this thread.  I do like your brssiere shrinking hex...the only thing worse might be a frozen, shrinking brassiere. lol Oh my, the spoon bit is too messy for me. But it would get the job done, lol.  I still like the subtle approach. I still think we should give her a permanent love potion and make her fall in love with the most detestable thing. How about a troll? Her falling in love with "a pig farmer" would be a disgrace to the the pig farmer I am afraid. It might even be a disgrace to the troll. Poor troll. ;D Hmmm, I need to go off and think. What is worse than a troll, what is worse than a troll.... LOL, I just had a thought...what about an inanimate object. LMAO! She could fall in love with a broom or a flying car, she could take it with her and dance with it at Ministry functions. I know, I am a nut because there are times I just crack myself up. *giggle*  Cheers! Stef =o) |
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Post by Di on Jan 14, 2008 10:18:21 GMT -5
Yeah, frozen brassiere shrinking hex, and THEN she can go get her mammogram...  |
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MMADfan being lazy and sick
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Post by MMADfan being lazy and sick on Jan 14, 2008 13:21:46 GMT -5
Yeah, frozen brassiere shrinking hex, and THEN she can go get her mammogram... She would find wearing a brassiere humiliating enough -- how very Muggle! Not what a well-bred witch should be caught dead in at all! *giggle* I still think that the comment by Dora about her sister marrying the most adorable Muggle-born wizard in England was funny -- great way to put the snob in her place. But not *shudder* spoons. (Feels too sick today to think about . . . spoons!  ) I'm looking forward to more ideas from you ladies! ;D |
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Post by Smaug on Jan 14, 2008 17:23:55 GMT -5
I liked my spoon idea. I was thinking of ideas at work today but the only thing I could come up with was having her actually fall in love with someone as vile as she is, and for him to treat her and she treated Albus |
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Post by MMADfan on Jan 14, 2008 20:50:58 GMT -5
This was my notion. What do you all think?
I was thinking Valerianna should be Petrified and Silencio'd and stuck in a Pensieve full of all the hottest ADMM lemons, with a really good view of exactly how UNwithered and UNdried-up Albus actually is. When she was finally freed, she'd be sobbing! Of course, this would violate Albus and Minerva's privacy, but . . .
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Post by stefdarlin on Jan 14, 2008 21:07:18 GMT -5
LMAO! I do love that!!! But would she be sobbing for being left out, eww..I wouldn't want her within 39 1/2 feet of our lovely couple.
And you do keep saying she shall cause her own downfall, I do wonder what you have in store for the conceited witch. *giggle*
Stef=o)
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Post by MMADfan on Jan 14, 2008 21:13:18 GMT -5
LMAO! I do love that!!! But would she be sobbing for being left out, eww..I wouldn't want her within 39 1/2 feet of our lovely couple. And you do keep saying she shall cause her own downfall, I do wonder what you have in store for the conceited witch. *giggle* Stef=o) She'd be sobbing at what she had so foolishly given up! And that's why it would be Pensieve memories, she wouldn't actually be in their presence. Which would be a disgusting thing. Valerianna, that is. Her downfall comes later, it won't happen during the timeframe of RaM. And I actually feel a little teeny weeny bit sorry for her. |
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Post by stefdarlin on Jan 14, 2008 21:18:22 GMT -5
Ahhh, so is this part of the other fic you have in the woodworks?
Sounds like it goes along with what I sid about, what goes around comes around? Do unto others as you would have done to you? <eg>
lol
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Post by Smaug on Jan 15, 2008 3:33:43 GMT -5
You feel sorry for Valerianna? Oh I cannot wait to see what you've done to her I, personally, am looking forward to it then. |
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Post by Di on Jan 15, 2008 9:06:34 GMT -5
This was my notion. What do you all think? I was thinking Valerianna should be Petrified and Silencio'd and stuck in a Pensieve full of all the hottest ADMM lemons, with a really good view of exactly how UNwithered and UNdried-up Albus actually is. When she was finally freed, she'd be sobbing! Of course, this would violate Albus and Minerva's privacy, but . . . Heh. And the incantation on Val-baby would be "orgasmus interruptus" or "orgasmus eliminatus", no matter whom or what she's with at the time...I don't feel sorry for her one bit. |
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Post by stefdarlin on Jan 15, 2008 9:23:25 GMT -5
You know what Di? I think you have found a topic that I think would be VERY appropriate vengeance for our girl Val. We could curse her with an "orgasmus eliminatus" as you said. But only if this eliminates the possibility of her EVER having an orgasm ever again. You know, that sounds truly evil and wicked on my part. But, somehow I really like it. And then we put her in the pensieve like MMADfan said. Omg...I think that would be so truly horrible. Never being able to have an orgasm and then having to watch other people have one. Oh, how horrible. I am wondering about my mind right now. *shakes her head* Goodness! Stef =o) LOL |
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Post by Di on Jan 15, 2008 10:52:43 GMT -5
Oh yeah, absolutely! I should have added to the incantation: "orgasmus eliminatus ad infinitum" so that she'd never ever have one again, with whomever or whatever. Ever. Beyotch.
Hurting poor Albus like that, but Minerva's gonna make it all better. If MMADfan will let me have him, Johannes is my new fan-fic boyfriend! Yay!
Hope you are having a good day; I snuck in here between my classes...oops.
Di
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Post by MMADfan on Jan 16, 2008 9:56:20 GMT -5
Eliminatus! Haha! Gotta love it!
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Post by OSUSprinks on Jan 17, 2008 22:51:46 GMT -5
lol You people are horrible...and hilarious, which is why I love you all so much. I shall have to think of something for this thread.
Speaking of which, this thread should almost be in the gaming section. lol
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Post by Smaug on Jan 18, 2008 5:48:56 GMT -5
Well, when Di asked me I wasn't sure whether here or in games would be better. And I figured it would probably descend into discussion so might be better here?
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Post by dmf1984 on Jan 18, 2008 6:53:06 GMT -5
lol You people are horrible...and hilarious, which is why I love you all so much. I shall have to think of something for this thread. Speaking of which, this thread should almost be in the gaming section. lol Hi Sprinkles! Welcome back...we have indeed missed you! Yes, I did think about the gaming thread in the initial stage, but wrote to Elo (which is why it's in the Den). But this sort of thing is serious. Really. Serious. *snicker* Di |
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Post by MMADfan tired on Jan 18, 2008 10:37:55 GMT -5
lol You people are horrible...and hilarious, which is why I love you all so much. I shall have to think of something for this thread. Speaking of which, this thread should almost be in the gaming section. lol Hi Sprinkles! Welcome back...we have indeed missed you! Yes, I did think about the gaming thread in the initial stage, but wrote to Elo (which is why it's in the Den). But this sort of thing is serious. Really. Serious. *snicker* Di Oh, yes, deadly serious. Totally. Hee! Hi, Sprinkles!!!! Good to see you! |
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Post by OSUSprinks on Jan 18, 2008 12:34:58 GMT -5
I can see it is... serious (make that Serious). I was joking about the gaming room and it made me laugh that it had also been considered by others. lol
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I do like your brssiere shrinking hex...the only thing worse might be a frozen, shrinking brassiere. lol 
) I'm looking forward to more ideas from you ladies! ;D
