Am I the only one with issues?

[OSUSprinks]

I mean seriously people. Share something. Tell us about a talent or a funny joke. Even a not funny joke! I don't care. I just want to see some interaction! lol

That said, I'm leaving for 2 weeks, and yes, irony noted. Camp calls, so wish me luck and keep me in your thoughts and prayers. If you need anything, Jaye and Mayleene are about. Feel free to ask them. Have fun reading DH. I won't be on until I've finished it which will probably take a few hours. The last took like 7.

much hugs,
Laura

[Smaug]

No Laura have you left? Habe I missed you?! *Cries*

I have issues though, lots of them

[OSUSprinks]

I can't believe I missed you Elo.

[Smaug]

I'm here again. Are you here?

[milly]

LMAO!!

issues, yes lots of issues, see my Penguins, (Toby and George), well they're never around, see they come home to eat and then go off to explore the world, WITHOUT ME!! *cries*

lmao!! hello guys xx

[jayejaye]

penguins??? I have a penguin too. He's called punky. he travels with me everywhere. I have lots of pics with him and his rucksack from all over the world... :-)

[milly]

awesome wow, mine dont,

*mutters*

they hardly ever here, bleh, lol!!

[laundrybasket]

Oh oh Jaye!! I know what a rucksack is, it's like a backpack! See, I know how British folks talk . . . lol

[milly]

LMAO!! LB thats so cute, I forget that we talk different lol!! theres so many things, haha!! xx

when i was in Canada I tol my friend I was jus goin' the 'loo' and she laughed, she'd seen a film and the girl had sed 'loo's free' and other sed 'who's lou?' so she sed it to me lol! (the restroom) haha,

lol issues, issues, OH i have an issue, I don't know what I'm a wanna do now, I finished college (dnt even know if I've passed :S ) and I wanna be a pilot, but its how to get there.

My mum was totally against it i think, but then, (see this is a big thing, means shes accepted it i think) she showed me this newspaper clipping of a day behind hte scene at Manchester Airport with BA i think (British Airways) and i was like wow!! i think its like £160 for the day and £200 ish for an overnite thingy, so we'll see if she makes me pay, lol! it sounds fun tho, not actually up in the air i don't think, btu go on a simulator for a near crash, that be kool lol, I'm a read through the books i have before i go if i do that,

but no, i duno how to get to b a pilot :S theres ways and stuff, but its all so damn expensive, I don't have that kinda of money, I'm 19, my mum has 4 kids to support and a foster kid, she works all hours, my stepdad works form home, we're a full house. Stepdad, Mum, me (19), colin(17 -18in cuple days) Phippy, (12) , jack - (6) ((lol, on msn thats the devil emoticon, sounds bout rite, lol))and then John foster kid (14) and 5 cats an a tortoise, in a cottage, lol,

if anyone knows any ways i can do flying and stuff without it being so expensive that be great. I was gona save up take driving lessons, and then flying lessons. and hopefully i've passed this college course, try and apply for a course at a university that is exactly what i was looking for i think, though it costs £45, 000 :S


Hmm, so yeah issue there for yah, xx

[Smaug]

*Hugs Milly* Still stuck on that? I'm sorry.

My issues are quite amusing, if you're not me, but most of them are sort of in-jokes that I share with my friend (who I'm missing so much ) so there's not a lot of point explaining them. But if: Other. People. What?! How. Rude. Yes but because you're you and I'm me *insert something bad here* and Do you not know who I am?! mean anything at all to you I've been spending too much time on the internet sprouting random in-jokes at you. So I'm sorry. I quite like my issues. Well, they're funny at times.

Em you could join the RAF to become a pilot.

Oh and as if you don't say loo! I'm really quite amazed...

[milly]

I know thats an option, but it's the one I don't particualrly want to take, I never wanted to join the RAF, my dad was in it, and he'll be all like, ooh look shes followin what I did, and I'm not, and I duno, RAF does appeal. My Nanna suggested the Police, maybe fly POilce helicopters, but they're helicopters i spose, its a different thing altogether. I had a go in an army RAF chopper, a um, crap i forget the name, but one with a heat seekin rador on top to take dwn enemies. My dad's got friend's still in the RAF and we went dwn for a bit and had a couple hours in the simulator. It was good, but really complicated. I didnt crash! woo! lol, my dad an bruva did, hehe, (bruva sed it was cuz dad's friend was holding the stick for me AND lmao! he was arguein wit him, lol!! over the headset, colin didnt have hold of the controls but was spose to,. and the guy thought he had hold, and colin thought the guy had hold, it was amusing! )

But yeah, Flying a chopper wud be soo different to a plane :S I wanna be a commercial airline pilot, yah need certain qualifications. Certain medical certificates. A specific amount of flight hours at least. -_- my eyes are really crap, I need to get the testing and stuff done, and If i really still wanna be a pilot i may go for the laser eye thingy like my uncle did.

*mental note to ask how his eyes are a while after it*

*sighs*

I need to save up money first, maybe theres something i cud do at the BAE systems near me, my stepdad does photographing jobs there for um, of the planes etc, i get that I have to start at the bottm an all, it'll be years before i rack up enough hours to fly commercial, i need the skill and calm etc, that comes with experience, got like 200 ppl's lives in ya hand, talk about pressure, lol, at least a surgeon only has to worry about one lol
meh,we'll see were it goes.

Elo, I didn't understand the middle part of your post ? lol!!

Much loves xx

[Smaug]

That means I'm not spending too much time on the internet and slipping into saying things I say in real life that only a couple of people understand. Anyone who's met me in person probably would get 1 or 2 of the things I said. It's not important. I just have issues. *nods*

[jayejaye]

Right, I have a very serious issue...Ok not really, but it is beginning to frustrate me a little. I suppose the only people who will be able to help me with this will be Elo and Milly, as it's about British TV.

So girls, have you seen the Morrisons advert with Denise Van Outen in? If either of you have please PLEASE can you tell me what the song is and who sings it. It's been stuck in my head since yesterday and won't go away... I am slowly being driven mad by it.

[Smaug]

Hmm, I don't think I've seen it... My sister watches loads of TV and she knows the advert but not the song. Oh actually I do remember the advert now... Apparantly it's Take That - Shine?

[jayejaye]

You mean I have been singing Take that all day...DAMN

[OSUSprinks]

May I just say that I love you people? You make me smile so much!

[milly]

lol Jaye, i dont remember that advert, but i remember Take that -shine is on one advert, I just dont know which, haha, its a good song i like it, its mark owens voice,