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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 8, 2007 0:10:51 GMT -5
OCD midget in red convertable gets into accident while trying to touch each of the construction zone cones lining the middle of the road
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milly
Second Year
~ Slytherin at heart ~
Posts: 198
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Post by milly on Aug 8, 2007 12:06:41 GMT -5
Construction Zone cones come alive and turn OCD midget into a small traffic cone that is then accidentally run over by a monster truck
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Post by laundrybasket on Aug 9, 2007 9:29:51 GMT -5
Monster truck skids on snow and flies off a cliff.
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milly
Second Year
~ Slytherin at heart ~
Posts: 198
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Post by milly on Aug 9, 2007 12:29:53 GMT -5
Cliff destroyed by Sarumon and his foul voice on the air (hehe, too much Orlando Bloom *_* *sigh* )
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Post by Sir Francis Drake's Heir on Aug 10, 2007 13:49:26 GMT -5
Sarumans' foul voice eradicated by Listerine
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 10, 2007 18:30:14 GMT -5
Listerine spit down sink
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Post by Sir Francis Drake's Heir on Aug 11, 2007 1:40:08 GMT -5
Sink discolored horribly by a certain someone's purple/blue hair dye
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 11, 2007 12:04:09 GMT -5
Purple/Blue hair dye going down the sink
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Post by Sir Francis Drake's Heir on Aug 11, 2007 12:39:27 GMT -5
Sink eradicated by the power of kittens.
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 11, 2007 17:19:43 GMT -5
kittens drowned in river
sorry it had to be done
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 12, 2007 14:43:32 GMT -5
Awwww.... *cries*
River frozen by sudden temperature drop
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Post by childminerva on Aug 12, 2007 14:54:23 GMT -5
river melted by global warming
*muwhahahaha*
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 12, 2007 15:02:56 GMT -5
Global warming denied by politicians
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Post by childminerva on Aug 12, 2007 15:04:45 GMT -5
*cackles madly at the sad truth of above statement*
*ahem*
politicians stabbed in the back by fellow politicians
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 12, 2007 15:06:04 GMT -5
Fellow politicians shot by supposed friendly politicians..
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Post by childminerva on Aug 12, 2007 15:10:25 GMT -5
supposedly friendly politicians "slaughtered" by press...
(it's just too much fun to mess w/ those politicians, lol)
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Post by laundrybasket on Aug 12, 2007 17:37:42 GMT -5
press beaten up with Britney Spears' umbrella ;D
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Post by childminerva on Aug 12, 2007 19:28:09 GMT -5
umbrella run over by Lindsay Lohan's car
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 13, 2007 10:15:08 GMT -5
Lindsey Lohan's car crashes because of drunk drivng (Lindsey's drunk driving, that is)
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Post by childminerva on Aug 13, 2007 12:01:39 GMT -5
drunk driving tendencies squashed by rehab
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 13, 2007 14:40:51 GMT -5
Rehab building burns down by raving pyromaniacs
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Post by childminerva on Aug 14, 2007 9:05:10 GMT -5
raving pyromaniacs hosed down by their disapproving mothers
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Post by mmadlyinlove on Aug 18, 2007 14:55:47 GMT -5
Disapproving Mothers have their children taken away by Child Protective Services
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Post by Sir Francis Drake's Heir on Aug 19, 2007 14:46:14 GMT -5
Child Protective Services too-often fail to rescue children
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Post by OSUSprinks on Aug 22, 2007 23:45:32 GMT -5
Child Protective Services whipped into shape by Gov. Ted Strickland (Allow me my bit of hero worship.)
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Post by Smaug on Sept 13, 2007 14:47:34 GMT -5
Ted Strickland crushed by a giant falling rock.
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Post by laundrybasket on Sept 13, 2007 18:50:55 GMT -5
Giant falling rock broken down by eroding waters.
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Post by OSUSprinks on Sept 14, 2007 22:50:10 GMT -5
water drank by incredibly large great dane named Patty.
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Post by laundrybasket on Sept 15, 2007 20:59:19 GMT -5
Patty taken to the dog pound by dog catchers
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Post by OSUSprinks on Sept 17, 2007 14:08:49 GMT -5
awh that's sad.
Dog Catcher's truck has flat tire.
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